Hispanics.....etc: Jesus Christ Statue Now Available In Mexican

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Jesus Christ Statue Now Available In Mexican

The Chapel of the Incarnate Word in San Antonio has unveiled a new guacamole-friendly statue of Jesus Christ for their altar as part of their $5 million renovation project. The “Hispanic-looking,” 10-foot tall, beaner-Jesus statue was created to more accurately represent the parishioners of the San Antonio Chapel and the people served by its ministry. [Ed. Note: Except for the height part, obvs. Has anybody ever seen a Mexican taller than 5 feet? We didn’t think so]. Raul Juarez, renovation supervisor for the project says:

I never thought about what Jesus looked like before this. It’s like I’m looking at myself,” Juarez exclaimed of the 500-pound likeness. “My wife doesn’t even believe it has brown skin. She says, ‘Every time we’ve seen a figure of Jesus, it’s always been white.

We think it’s about g*ddamn time Jesús was represented like one of us. It’s not like there are a lot of gabacho-looking people running around Jerusalem or anything. Next up, the Three Wise Men: Gaspic, Melcholo, and Brownthasar.

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Ecuador chicas ....ugliest of all latinas

Ecuador chicas ....ugliest of all latinas

Ecuadorian girls look very indigenous with straight black hair, high cheekbones, thin eyebrows, and small eyes. Their bodies were not blessed with curves, but every city, no matter how small, has at least a few natural beauties. Regardless, this is not a country you should be coming for the girls, as most of them look like pictures of Native Americans in your high school history textbook. In smaller cities, the white man is looked on with an extra dose of curiosity, and his gringo status will attract an occasional prostitute working pseudo-undercover.

Dominicans are so nasty and dirty

Dominicans are so nasty and dirty

These animals are the lowest... and they have the nerve to pretend they are somehow better than the Haitians they split the island with. Garbage people ....All the men do is line the sidewalk like idf they are guardind their stinky Grocery stores. and iside the grocery store another bunch of these low animals hanging in like if there is always a line even ther are no customers .The females... They are dressed like whores in jeans too small for them, and greasy treated afros... Dominicans are the bottom of the barrel as far as Spics go. They are loud too.

Interesting facts about Illegal Spics

Interesting facts about Illegal Spics

Illegal immigrants are responsible for 12 murders every day compared to 1.7 soldiers killed daily in Iraq.

http://www.rense.com/general76/12am.htm

http://www.wnd.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=53103

http://rashmanly.wordpress.com/2008/05/24/3469/

Some other interesting facts.

Illegals are also responsible for 13 "uninsured" drunk driving deaths daily.

Also, 8 American children are victims daily of sex crimes at the hands of "illegals".

They are also responsible for 80% of the meth sold in our country.

Not to even mention the increases in diseases like leprosy and tuberculosis.

Identity Crisis....

Hispanics have an identity crisis , either they want to pass for white , or act and dress like african american ....really that reach an ridiculous level in NYC . Are they ashamed of what they are ? or are they ashamed of how people look to latinos in usa , so they want to pass for another race , really thats deSPICable ....

Every were i go in NYC i find hispanics , with leur identity crisis monkeying around .....That's an serious Identity crisis ....u are hispanic that's it act hispic dont try to be seen for what you are not .....that degrading , but i guess they are used to it as the lowest social class in usa and maybe in north and south america....as i explained in other posts...

Are spics really equal?

As long as i stay in Queens , day after day i despise the spics more and more , they are really savages ...i dont know ,when we talk about equality...its just about black and white or hispanics too? Cause they seem to be a world apart.Always they have the complex to be Hispanics in usa . trying to wear expensive clothes and drive expensive cars ...of course , PIMPing little sister make it easy to get .or the Mother a retired sex worker , fucked the hole gringos in NYC , saved enough money to rise them up in a fake dirty comfort .

Definition of Spics

Hispanics, otherwise known as spics and beaners, are a vast and terrible infection. This plague has infiltrated every aspect of America and soon will continue to destroy life in any and every form that we currently recognize.

This pestilence may be even greater and farther reaching than the bubonic plague was centuries ago. This simple fact has resulted in the beaner swarm's well known accolade: La Muerte Castaño, A.K.A. "The Brown Death".

Spics' bodies are generally considered to be an abomination of the human form. They are short, stubby, useless hunks of flesh and bone which are wrapped in a disgusting shit-brown elastic substance.

The Spic genus shares many aspects with numerous other animals that somewhat resemble their evolutionary pathways. The earthworm for instance, is a simple creature which only has the objective to consume and breed. Spics are quite similar to this creature with the only difference being that while the earthworm may be useful for creating soil nutrients, beaners are useful for nothing but mowing lawns.

Spics' ancestors include horny Spanish conquistadors, various and sundry animals, and a legion of extremely primitive spider/monkey humanoids who ran nude in the this to be truth since how the beaners share so many characteristics with the said insect family.

The latest mutagen of the Spic species, known as both the "Border Jumper" and the more fitting "Illegal Alien", has finally consumed all the available produce and nutrients in its once-lush jungle homeland of Mexico. This event has pushed the insidious plague further north into the peopled lands of the USA and Canada.

Today, spics carry on a proud tradition of being slaves to their white masters. This has been a most fortunate thing for business, which has suffered since Abe "Hitler" Lincoln said people couldn't own niggers anymore. Most of them make tolerable cooks, landscapers, or basic manual laborers. W, in yet another fail move of his insane presidential strategystarted to call attention to the over 9000 spics crawling across the border like army ants.